Daily Dad Jokes

Fresh, family-friendly groaners—served daily. Browse the latest below or send us yours.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

What do you call a fake noodle?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

I used to hate facial hair.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the bicycle fall over?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why can't you trust stairs?